What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do men think all women are the same?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are men today so pussiefied?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III